by Drew Martin
Walt Disney was restless in the afterlife. The Cloud was boring, but then it filled with digital information: articles, photos and movies. Walt, the omnivore that he is, devours all of it. One of his favorite things to watch is a performance by Lenka Klodová. In the piece, Lenka gives a survey of art with large, painted cardboard panels and her big, bare breasts. You never actually see Lenka topless because she stands behind the boards. To begin, Lenka holds up a large panel with a painting of Madonna/Virgin Mary and baby Jesus. Then she knocks out the head of the Christ child and substitutes his cherubic face with a round breast. The small crowd in the brick room cheers at the transformation of Christ from mere paper into living flesh. An old man with a scraggly beard raises his hands and shouts..."It's a miracle!" Lenka then holds up a still-life painting of a bowl overflowing with juicy fruits. She tosses aside two, flat apples and replaces them with her own ripe melons. Finally, (Walt's favorite part) Lenka holds up a huge panel with a painted Mickey Mouse, which is almost as tall as she is. Some viewers start singing M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Lenka punches out Mickey's eyes from behind and slips both breasts through the cardboard sockets. Walt admits, Mickey never looked so good.
Walt Disney was restless in the afterlife. The Cloud was boring, but then it filled with digital information: articles, photos and movies. Walt, the omnivore that he is, devours all of it. One of his favorite things to watch is a performance by Lenka Klodová. In the piece, Lenka gives a survey of art with large, painted cardboard panels and her big, bare breasts. You never actually see Lenka topless because she stands behind the boards. To begin, Lenka holds up a large panel with a painting of Madonna/Virgin Mary and baby Jesus. Then she knocks out the head of the Christ child and substitutes his cherubic face with a round breast. The small crowd in the brick room cheers at the transformation of Christ from mere paper into living flesh. An old man with a scraggly beard raises his hands and shouts..."It's a miracle!" Lenka then holds up a still-life painting of a bowl overflowing with juicy fruits. She tosses aside two, flat apples and replaces them with her own ripe melons. Finally, (Walt's favorite part) Lenka holds up a huge panel with a painted Mickey Mouse, which is almost as tall as she is. Some viewers start singing M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Lenka punches out Mickey's eyes from behind and slips both breasts through the cardboard sockets. Walt admits, Mickey never looked so good.